Don't worry Gaz, I'm a patient guy.
In fact, if you pay me, I'll write something ultra controversial so as to strike up some 'out of season' conversation.
Was thinking along the lines of a thread with the title: "The 3 worst fireworks companies for customer service"...or how about one with the title: "Why you should never buy from [insert name here]"!!!
Just kidding... I'll do what I can to keep the conversation going more naturally!